The only good thing that comes out of October is my birthday. So that means Halloween was/is really dumb. I’m glad I had nothing to do with it this year.
Now I’m not some extreme religious person that forbids Halloween, but I don’t see any reason in it. People buy candy, people buy costumes, people waste time going to get candy from other people. I think its all just a plot to get the economy going. The economy would be nothing without Halloween. Right.
But honestly, if you’re going to buy candy to hand out to other kids, why don’t you just:
a) Buy the candy for you kid,
b) Not buy a stupid costume and
c) Not give any candy to anyone except your kid.
This:
a) Ends the need for the dumb kids to waste energy running around the neighborhood,
b) Keeps all your child’s candy safe from poison,
c) Saves money on dumb costumes,
d) Allows for another free night in your October (you know you need it).
So next year, no costumes, candy for yourself, and if there ARE any kids running around house-to-house, I’ll be sure to run them down in my car……and……smash them.
This hallow past, twas the last.
You’re what I like to call…. a fun sucker.
Thats something kids get to look forward and its a fun time of the year.
No offense, but that post makes you look like a jerk.
Yeah I know…
lol without the running over kids thing, its completely rational
lol!
First of all you are horrible and don’t deserve to have the honor of having your birthday in the wonderful month of October!
but…
That post did make me laugh…lol