Cars vs Computers

I got this funny bit of email today…

For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way
computers have enhanced our lives, read on. I guess it is supposed that
Bill Gates compared the computer industry with the auto
industry and stated, “If GM had kept up with technology like the computer
industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to
the gallon.”

So General Motors is like: “Hey, if GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be
driving cars with the following characteristics:

(and I just love this part):

1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.

2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a
new car.

3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would
have to pull to the side of the

road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the
windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept
this.

4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your
car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to
reinstall the engine.

5. Macintosh! would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable,
five times as fast and twice as easy to drive — but would run on only five
percent of the roads.

6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be
replaced by a single “This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation” warning
light.

7. The airbag system would ask “Are you sure?” before deploying.

8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out! and
refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned
the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.

9. Every time a new car

was introduced car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again
because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old
car.

10. You’d have to press the “Start” button to turn the engine off.”

Those are some odd features…is this all meant to be ironic?

Sorry for no updates…maybe more will come with the Christmas Holiday…I’ll be able to share more of what I’ve been busy with by then 🙂

Thanks – out.

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Awesome Stop Motion Drums and Piano Video

Daaaaang!!! This is awesome! I love it!

hVG_esC-rgA

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Clip of the Day – So You Say

I’m working out of Dennis Chambers’ book, In The Pocket…to strengthen my funk chops. So here is the intro to the John Scofield tune, “So You Say.” The time is a bit shaky in a couple places (should have used the metronome!). Let me know what you think! Thanks for listening!

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PS. Happy Thanksgiving Eve!! And Happy Thanksgiving as well!!! 🙂

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Clip of the Day – Rock Improv #2

News from David!!! On this day before Thanksgiving I am VERY thankful for my brother letting me use his drum mics. Since he and his band, Stand Under Nothing, are done recording drums for their album, he is letting me use his stuff…so now I can produce some wicked good sounding recordings. Take a listen to this one…and compare it to the previous clip of the day quality.

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Technorati Claim

This post is to “claim” my blog on technorati – check out my Technorati Profile!

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Band, Tech, Jazz, Musical

In this post:

1. District band auditions (also choir and orchestra)
2. Thunderbird (not Shawnee Heights)
3. Desktop Image Switcher (awesome!)
4. El Jazz
5. Once Upon a Mattress

1. District band auditions…a day full of waiting, practicing and dealing with being a different person? Well we started out going to the wrong building…the primary center (where they were having orchestra auditions). I’m not sure how long we would’ve hung out around there, but luckily Mrs Barnhill caught my dad and I and said “Hey, wrong place.” So we got to BHS just in time for the morning information meetings. We received numbers for our order of tryouts. It turns out I got pretty lucky and only had to wait about an hour and half to audition (while many others had to wait well over three hours). For this whole audition I was, lets say, trying something new! “Hey, this time I’ll forget to pick-up district music from my band director until a week before the auditions, and see how I end up doing!!” Actually, I didn’t plan it that way, but that’s how it all turned out.
I picked up the music last Thursday, and began preparing. I had to cancel my drum lesson this week, due to Once Upon a Mattress rehearsal (see below), so I didn’t get any advice from my teacher on this one. Honestly though, I had the piece “in my pocket” – I knew how to play everything and had it all put together…but two days of that confidence of assembly and whatever wasn’t enough to hold me quite together in the audition. I ended up playing the two pieces (the first one great), the second…not so great. The sight reading went pretty well, though I stumbled on a couple quarter note rolls or something, messing them up somehow.
Obviously my “plan” didn’t work out, because Chelsey called me a few hours later, and we both didn’t make it. It’s sort of funny though, since she prepared for a month or two…
I’m not really disappointed. I realize it was my fault in missing the chance to pick up music. I must have been dozing off during early morning marching band announcements or something. I also had the chance to audition for state choir. I would’ve done that, but our choir director kind of pressured us saying “If you don’t do band or orchestra auditions you HAVE to do choir auditions.” So that made me a bit scared, and I decided band would be a bit less intimidating. Anyway.
Now I’m left with the decision of band or choir auditions next year. I wonder which would deal me better chances?

2. Thunderbird is an email client like Microsoft Outlook. Cole has talked to me about how he has been using it, and I was a bit interested. I downloaded and installed it today, and set up my Gmail account in it. I was a bit disappointed that Thunderbird didn’t grab my 4,000 email messages that are stored in my Gmail account…haha. I also tried setting up my david@wingerson.us email thing, and that worked okay.
There is just something about email clients that aren’t web based that I don’t like. I really don’t like having to click “get mail.” I also don’t like setting the thing to use system resources and check my mail server every minute. I prefer just opening Gmail in Firefox, as a nice tab, sitting to one side. It’s set as one of my homepages (out of 5 (Netvibes, Gmail, Cole’s Forums, Pearl Drummer’s Forums, and this site!), so all I have to do is open Gmail, and taa-daaa, there is my email. No need to open a second program…I can basically run everything I need out of Firefox…75% of the time it’s the only program I have open.
To sum it up…I don’t like using anything like Thunderbird or Outlook. Too bad.

3. Desktop Image Switcher – For those of you out there that get tired of your desktop background often, John’s Background Switcher is for you!!!!!! I was getting really tired of my bland desktop, and at the same time was enjoying glancing around at “interesting” photos on Flickr. So this background switching program can grab photos that you specifically choose, from whole folders you designate, or from any tag on Flickr. So I’ve been getting some really cool desktop backgrounds on my desktop, changing every 30 minutes.

4. El Jazz – Right now I’m listening to some jazz! That’s right! David isn’t listening to Tool?!?!? That’s right!! At my last drum lesson I was working on playing some jazz, and my teacher pointed out something very interesting. Sure I may be “good” rock and funk drummer, but I’m lacking in the whole jazz department. This is probably due to a couple of reasons.
One, I play while using isolation headphones. Sure, this is great for hearing what I’m playing along with, and it saves my hearing, but the sound of me playing that I actually hear is deadened and dark sounding…so I end up playing loud and boomy to make up for that. Since I’ve been using these headphones for over a year, I’ve sort of morphed into a heavier player…exactly what I was trying to stay away from.
Second, I don’t listen to enough jazz! So I’m working on that right now 🙂 Medeski, Martin, and Wood is the group I’m currently listening to…and they’re a good step for me, because they are more “fusion” rather than jazz. It is sort of the inbetweener, between Rock and Jazz…at least drumming wise.

5. Once Upon a Mattress – only a couple minutes ago did I realize that I should have been publicizing the school musical that past week or so. Obviously I forgot…because I was too busy going to rehearsals for it! This week we had a few hours of rehearsal every night, making me quite the tired person. Thursday was opening night, and that was really good, while last night’s performance was just a bit shaky in a couple of places. Our last performance is tonight…actually in about two hours. So anyone/everyone that reads this before then should definitely come check it out. It starts at 7.00 pm.

This has been quite the random grab-bag of posts, I know…but hey, thanks for reading! You know what to do…tnemmoccomment.

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Song for Athene

Seeing that this coming Sunday is All Saint’s Sunday (yesterday was All Saint’s Day), and in leue of recent events, I’d like to post the lyrics to this absolutely awesome anthem our church choir is singing on Sunday. It was written by John Tavener for a friend who died suddenly and tragically. It was later performed at Princess Diana’s funeral. Please really digest this text. It’s awesome.

Alleluia.
May flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.

Alleluia.
Remember me, O Lord, when you come into your kingdom.

Alleluia.
Give rest, O Lord, to your handmaid who has fallen asleep.

Alleluia.
The Choir of Saints have found the well-spring of life and door of paradise.

Alleluia.
Life; a shadow and a dream.

Alleluia.
Weeping at the grave creates the song: Alleluia.

Alleluia.
Come, enjoy rewards and crowns I have prepared for you.

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Scrybe – Ultimate Organization

I was taking a look at this today…check out the little video. I’m excited for an invite!

What do you all think?

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My Brothers Sexy Drums!

These are my brothers drums. We set them up on Sunday and shot some really nice pictures of them outside.

They are Pearl Masters. Reaaaallly nice!

Click one of the pictures to see the rest in the gallery!

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Let me (him) know what you think of his drums…comment me! Also, check out his band “Stand Under Nothing” on MySpace. Thanks!

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The 4 Day Weekend and It’s Goodness

I’ve been planning this update for a few days. As in saying to myself – I will update in a day or two and include this, this and this:

-Barnes and Noble
-Neewollah
-Four day weekend
-School
-etc etc etc etc

Barnes and Noble – I hit up this place during the four day weekend for a while. I didn’t really plan on buying anything, but was just looking to kill some time getting a hold of a couple interesting books. One was “All About Blogging” or something like that. It had some mediocre info about blog content and writing for readers…stuff like that. It also talked about content ideas, audio blogging, and video blogging. I’m interested in getting into audio/video, because a) audio and drums are cool, b) video lessons and drums are cool, and c)it would just be cool. Though, for now I’m too busy to dive in, spending an hour planning, shooting, and editing a video every week or so. heh, I would be lucky to churn out one a month…though that would be better than never I guess.

Neewollah – The band kicked some royal butt. Seriously. Right everyone? The band received all one ones of course…just as we had at all our competitions this year. But better than that we won the 5A division! Out of like, what, 7 or 8 bands I think (maybe more). We were also right up there in the league of Lawrence High, the 6A winners (our shows were both written by THEIR director (luck you-know-whats). But we were satisfied…our goal was to win 5A and we did. Joy.

Four Day – was nice. It was basically just everything in this overall list I have. I’m more interested in everyone else’s?

School – I remember that I had some stuff to mention about school…but am having trouble remembering exactly what it was. Ohhhhh thats right! My agenda…I lost it again. I guess this whole memory thing of mine is wearing out. But luckily, I found it once more. This time I left it (and a notebook) in Trigonometry. I found it all after worrying over it for 6 days. Argh…I think I should probably just surgically attach my agenda to my arm or leg or something. haha.

Etc, etc, etc – more on this later 🙂

Thanks for reading. This update was just sort of a conglomeration of a lot of little ideas. Comment about your weekends or any opinions you may possess regardly my horribly boring life and blog…and my hopeless attempts to feel important by running this blog 🙂

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